Windbreaker
Drip just dropped
The best beer in the game has partnered with the best nonprofit in gaming to release this limited-edition windbreaker designed by Lillian "Lillie" Hochwender. 100% of profits from the sale of this jacket will go to the Ablegamers charity, an organization that enables play, foster inclusive communities, and improve the quality of life for people with disabilities using the power of video games. On top of the drippy design, it also features a big kangaroo pocket for stashing gamer sustenance: your favorite IPAs. So instead of buying the bar a round, buy yourself this jacket and enjoy a cheat code to the same good feeling.
Neon
A SIGN THAT YOU NEED A BEER
This isn’t a mere beer sign. This is an Official Voodoo Ranger Neon Sign. A bright, glowing beacon of hope that tells your friends, “Relax, you’re not about to be handed a seltzer, sour beer, or barrel-aged stout.” Whether it’s going up in your man cave, your she shack, or above the lava lamp in your parent’s basement, this is an essential home furnishing for any Voodood or Voodoodette’s beer drinking spot.
Drink Markers
Never Drink Alone Again
Cry over your ex with Imperial by your side. He’s here to listen. Confide in Juicy Haze with your
deepest secrets. He won’t tell a soul about the real reason you’re banned from water parks. Tell Voodoo Ranger IPA how much you love him. He won’t ask you to stop because it’s getting weird. You always have a friend with Voodoo Ranger Drinking Buddies.
Ranguar Tee
HALF BEAST OR ALL G.O.A.T.?
Meet Rangaur, a Voodoo born to the King of Imperial. Legend has it, the 9-Percentaur lurks in the shadows, waiting to sneak up on you with its half smooth and half bitter essence. Spun from the finest fabrics on Earth, this 100% cotton t-shirt features original artwork of this glorious beast in his natural habitat. Gods and heroes alike need this limited-edition t-shirt. Purchase in great haste, quantities are limited.
V-Shirt Series
Can We Get A YEE Haw?
Picture this. You notice your love interest sitting alone at the bar, drinking a cold IPA, you enter the bar rhythmically riding a beast of a bull. You twirl your lasso, and ten years later you’re living on a farm with seven kids, a stocked beer fridge, and a cow named Boozy. Yeah, that’s kinda what it feels like to wear the Rangerous Rodeo Tee, a V-Shirt exclusive designed by the one and only Burrito Breath. Saddle up and sink your spurs into a cold one. You’re going to look great while you do. Don't get left out in the pasture. These shirts are limited.
Flag
It's time for the two lip salute
Raise this puppy to full staff, it’s time for an ice-cold Voodoo Ranger. Whether it’s at 5pm, midnight or the stroke of high noon, now your neighborhood association knows they live next to a legend. This one-of-a-kind flag displays your beer hero in full glory, measuring 35 x 60 inches and made of the purest polyester. So, let that Rangerousness flap in the breeze and raise up a cold IPA to the GOAT, it’s officially Voodoo Ranger time. Salute.
V-Shirt Series
High ABV Fashion
Introducing The V-Shirt Series, a limited edition collection of custom-designed tees that lets the world know you’re as Rangerous as you are #artsy. First on the track: The Burnout Tee, a shirt Voogue once described as “the dopest thing to drink IPAs in.” Designed by Gorgeous George, this fine piece of fabric pairs perfectly with a cold IPA and is guaranteed to lap the competition in both ABV and style. Rev your engine, race on over to the beer fridge, then raise a red flag, there’s Rangerousness ahead.
Better be quick, we only made a few of them.
Action Figure
the official voodoo ranger action figure
It’s not a doll! This Voodoo Ranger action figure gives you permission to Live Rangerously wherever you go. This fully poseable figure has moving joints and a bendable waist so he can sit next to you at the bar, the car, or on your nightstand. Plus, just detach the Voodoo Ranger IPA six pack and cheers him with a beer of your own. It’s absolutely nothing like a tea party!
Playing Cards
Know when to hold'em and know when to fold'em
Take your friend's money. Take the shirt off their back. Take their 401K. Take their house. Take their car. Take their parents’ respect. Take everything in their fridge. With this deck in your hand, your friends will be too distracted by the handsome Voodoo Ranger face cards to even notice that they just lost to a pair of twos. Leaving you open to take what’s yours…which is what’s theirs.
Bobble Head
Future FAMILY HEIRLOOM
The year is 3055. On the dashboard of your great-great grandson’s flying sports car sits his most prized possession: an original Voodoo Ranger bobble head. The space turbulence causes the oversized skull to gently bounce up and down. “Wow, they sure don’t make things like they used to…this thing is really high quality!” your distant grandson thinks to himself. He smiles at the bobble head fondly as he directs his autopilot for Omar Sepion 8. Onward.
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