Voodoo Ranger Action Figure Boombox
TURN THE ACTION UP TO 11
Introducing the first Voodoo Ranger action figure accessory: The Official Voodoo Ranger Action Figure Boombox. With the Voodoo Ranger Boombox, you can give your Voodoo Ranger action figure the power to bust a move without looking like a total nutjob who hears music in his head. Have him do the running man. Have him do the Carlton. Have him do that thing where you spin around on your head. His moves are only limited by your imagination aka how many beers are left in your fridge.
P. S. This still doesn’t make him a doll.
Voodoo Ranger Neon
A SIGN THAT YOU NEED A BEER
This isn’t a mere beer sign. This is an Official Voodoo Ranger Neon Sign. A bright, glowing beacon of hope that tells your friends, “Relax, you’re not about to be handed a seltzer, sour beer, or barrel-aged stout.” Whether it’s going up in your man cave, your she shack, or above the lava lamp in your parent’s basement, this is an essential home furnishing for any Voodood or Voodoodette’s beer drinking spot.
Voodoo Ranger Bobble Head
Future FAMILY HEIRLOOM
The year is 3055. On the dashboard of your great-great grandson’s flying sports car sits his most prized possession: an original Voodoo Ranger bobble head. The space turbulence causes the oversized skull to gently bounce up and down. “Wow, they sure don’t make things like they used to…this thing is really high quality!” your distant grandson thinks to himself. He smiles at the bobble head fondly as he directs his autopilot for Omar Sepion 8. Onward.
Know when to hold'em and know when to fold'em
Take your friend's money. Take the shirt off their back. Take their 401K. Take their house. Take their car. Take their parents’ respect. Take everything in their fridge. With this deck in your hand, your friends will be too distracted by the handsome Voodoo Ranger face cards to even notice that they just lost to a pair of twos. Leaving you open to take what’s yours…which is what’s theirs.
the official voodoo ranger action figure
It’s not a doll! This Voodoo Ranger action figure gives you permission to Live Rangerously wherever you go. This fully poseable figure has moving joints and a bendable waist so he can sit next to you at the bar, the car, or on your nightstand. Plus, just detach the Voodoo Ranger IPA six pack and cheers him with a beer of your own. It’s absolutely nothing like a tea party!
VDR PINT GLASS 4-PACK
MEET THE TUXEDO OF BEERWARE
Toast to your everlasting love of IPAs and the unbreakable vows you made to Live Rangersouly. This set of four Voodoo Ranger pint glasses are crafted with a Ranger in mind and hold 16 oz. of IPA. Break out the fine china, you have a guest coming to dinner and his boney hands prefer frosty pint glasses of himself.