Look like a million beers
Unfortunately, there are times in life in which you need to put a suit on. Weddings. Fundraisers. Galas. Award ceremonies. Just to name a few. And events in which you have to wear a suit often come with suity conversations about Roth IRAs and mortgage rates. So get yourself out of those snoozers by wearing your beer on your sleeve. These Voodoo Ranger cufflinks are the perfect conversation starters into entertaining discussions about the nuances of West Coast vs. East Coast IPAs. These custom-molded metal accouterments are more than suit accessories, they’re freakin’ lifelines.
Drip just dropped
The best beer in the game has partnered with the best nonprofit in gaming to release this limited-edition windbreaker designed by Lillian "Lillie" Hochwender. 100% of profits from the sale of this jacket will go to the Ablegamers charity, an organization that enables play, foster inclusive communities, and improve the quality of life for people with disabilities using the power of video games. On top of the drippy design, it also features a big kangaroo pocket for stashing gamer sustenance: your favorite IPAs. So instead of buying the bar a round, buy yourself this jacket and enjoy a cheat code to the same good feeling.
HALF BEAST OR ALL G.O.A.T.?
Meet Rangaur, a Voodoo born to the King of Imperial. Legend has it, the 9-Percentaur lurks in the shadows, waiting to sneak up on you with its half smooth and half bitter essence. Spun from the finest fabrics on Earth, this 100% cotton t-shirt features original artwork of this glorious beast in his natural habitat. Gods and heroes alike need this limited-edition t-shirt. Purchase in great haste, quantities are limited.
Never Drink Alone Again
Cry over your ex with Imperial by your side. He’s here to listen. Confide in Juicy Haze with your
deepest secrets. He won’t tell a soul about the real reason you’re banned from water parks. Tell Voodoo Ranger IPA how much you love him. He won’t ask you to stop because it’s getting weird. You always have a friend with Voodoo Ranger Drinking Buddies.
Voodoo Ranger Neon
A SIGN THAT YOU NEED A BEER
This isn’t a mere beer sign. This is an Official Voodoo Ranger Neon Sign. A bright, glowing beacon of hope that tells your friends, “Relax, you’re not about to be handed a seltzer, sour beer, or barrel-aged stout.” Whether it’s going up in your man cave, your she shack, or above the lava lamp in your parent’s basement, this is an essential home furnishing for any Voodood or Voodoodette’s beer drinking spot.
It's time for the two lip salute
Raise this puppy to full staff, it’s time for an ice-cold Voodoo Ranger. Whether it’s at 5pm, midnight or the stroke of high noon, now your neighborhood association knows they live next to a legend. This one-of-a-kind flag displays your beer hero in full glory, measuring 35 x 60 inches and made of the purest polyester. So, let that Rangerousness flap in the breeze and raise up a cold IPA to the GOAT, it’s officially Voodoo Ranger time. Salute.
the official voodoo ranger action figure
It’s not a doll! This Voodoo Ranger action figure gives you permission to Live Rangerously wherever you go. This fully poseable figure has moving joints and a bendable waist so he can sit next to you at the bar, the car, or on your nightstand. Plus, just detach the Voodoo Ranger IPA six pack and cheers him with a beer of your own. It’s absolutely nothing like a tea party!
Know when to hold'em and know when to fold'em
Take your friend's money. Take the shirt off their back. Take their 401K. Take their house. Take their car. Take their parents’ respect. Take everything in their fridge. With this deck in your hand, your friends will be too distracted by the handsome Voodoo Ranger face cards to even notice that they just lost to a pair of twos. Leaving you open to take what’s yours…which is what’s theirs.
Future FAMILY HEIRLOOM
The year is 3055. On the dashboard of your great-great grandson’s flying sports car sits his most prized possession: an original Voodoo Ranger bobble head. The space turbulence causes the oversized skull to gently bounce up and down. “Wow, they sure don’t make things like they used to…this thing is really high quality!” your distant grandson thinks to himself. He smiles at the bobble head fondly as he directs his autopilot for Omar Sepion 8. Onward.