

Dry January isn’t for everyone. But this sleeve should make it easier to endure. Simply slip this Mall Hop soda disguise over your Voodoo Ranger beer can and nobody will have to know that you didn’t make it past day three of Dry January.
What do all the world’s most enlightened people keep at their desks? Stacks and stacks of cold IPAs and the 2023 Voodoo Ranger calendar. Transform your life with 13 months of IPAffirmations that will help ignite the Rangerousness inside your soul. It’s kind of like a self-help book, but without all that reading. Be freed from doubt and hard seltzer, and gift yourself the Philoso-V you need to rise up and meet your most Rangerous self at the dive bar. Are you ready?
Soccer has a lot going for it. A rich history, intense rivalries, and dives so spectacular they could be scored by frumpy judges. But you know what it doesn’t have? A damn bit of Rangerousness. But
you, dear Vooligan, can change that. This scarf measures 60-inches long, sports the mascot that every beer-loving soccer fan can root for, and adds a necessary amount of Rangerousness to the world’s game.
You can call it a sweatshirt. You can call it a pullover. Hell, you can even call it a jumper if you’re British. But don’t you dare call this beautifully knitted body koozie an Ugly Christmas Sweater. Designed with the handsomest beer mascot in the game’s mug front and center, this here is a certifiably Handsome Holiday Sweater and should be only addressed as such. Made from 85% super soft acrylic and 15% wool, it’s the perfect garment to wear as you pour IPA after IPA down your chimney this holiday season. At least if you wanna look good doin’ it. Get it while it’s cold.
Cry over your ex with Imperial by your side. He’s here to listen. Confide in Juicy Haze with your
deepest secrets. He won’t tell a soul about the real reason you’re banned from water parks. Tell Voodoo Ranger IPA how much you love him. He won’t ask you to stop because it’s getting weird. You always have a friend with Voodoo Ranger Drinking Buddies.
It’s not a doll! This Voodoo Ranger action figure gives you permission to Live Rangerously wherever you go. This fully poseable figure has moving joints and a bendable waist so he can sit next to you at the bar, the car, or on your nightstand. Plus, just detach the Voodoo Ranger IPA six pack and cheers him with a beer of your own. It’s absolutely nothing like a tea party!